Application for permission for dating my daughter

25-May-2017 00:13

Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.

However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during your date with my daughter, I will use my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely to your waist.

Rule Eight : The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.

Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

Rule Four : I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

I’ll have great tomatoes next year, and no one will ever find you”.

October 31, 2017Fall is a season of giving for many Canadian employers ............................................................................

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(you might watch your back) When my daughter brought her first date home, I made sure I was cleaning my Glock in the living room and said to him:"Young man, please be kind to my daughter, because if you aren't, I don't mind going to prison again! Same guy who retired from special forces as an 05 and has a son who graduated a few years ago from West Point. LOL I feel sorry for this little girls "boyfriends! She'll be lucky if she has a steady BF by the time she's a high school senior! They're dad/daughter activities included each of them getting black belts in Karate and then competing.

Imagine being a retired special forces officer and then becoming a competitive black belt.

I’ll have great tomatoes next year, and no one will ever find you”.

October 31, 2017Fall is a season of giving for many Canadian employers ............................................................................

October 19, 2017#We Advocate: Charities on the Hill ............................................................................

(you might watch your back) When my daughter brought her first date home, I made sure I was cleaning my Glock in the living room and said to him:"Young man, please be kind to my daughter, because if you aren't, I don't mind going to prison again! Same guy who retired from special forces as an 05 and has a son who graduated a few years ago from West Point. LOL I feel sorry for this little girls "boyfriends! She'll be lucky if she has a steady BF by the time she's a high school senior! They're dad/daughter activities included each of them getting black belts in Karate and then competing.

Imagine being a retired special forces officer and then becoming a competitive black belt.

LOL He was already sudden death in every direction!